so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Your penis caused this!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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