hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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