No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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