It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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