Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i came on her dog
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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