very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
false alarm. still invincible.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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