I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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