Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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