Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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