White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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You need Xanax blowdarts
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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