New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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