if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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