How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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