Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm too high and old for this...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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