so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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