I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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