So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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