i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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