I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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