I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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