so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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