Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Just high enough for therapy.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
