Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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