how hairy? two words: wookie tits
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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