Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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