i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You work out of a Hotel?
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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