what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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