I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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