i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Boobs are out for the taking
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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