The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My pussy is not your playground.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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