Dual....:-)
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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