Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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