you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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