Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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