Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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