Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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