But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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