entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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