he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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