I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize