Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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