Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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