If i come over, it means nothing
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
We need to get me chipped asap
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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