i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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