so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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