So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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