...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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