I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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