i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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