don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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