remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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