Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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