She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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