we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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