I love black thongs
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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