I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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